"I came home one day from school after being chased by kids singing “Yellow Submarine”, and I didn’t understand why. It just seemed surreal: why are they singing that song to me? I came home and I freaked out on my dad: 'Why didn't you tell me you were in The Beatles?' And he said, 'Oh, sorry. Probably should have told you that.'"
- Dhani Harrison (via james-winston)
Conversation with an SJW
SJW: Rape is bad!
Me: Yeah, rape is a terrible crime. It can really mess up a person physically and mentally. I'd say...
SJW: Rape is worse than murder!
Me: Well... I wouldn't say so. I mean, after being raped you might be messed up, but you're alive! You have the chance to overcome it, seek support, and still live your lif...
SJW: All men are rapist!
Me: What, that is just plain absurd! Women are more than capable of being rapists and to try to claim that every man is just a blank slate waiting for rape to be painted on is just as bad as saying all women are blank slates waiting for child abuse to be writte...
SJW: We live in a rape culture!
Me: No, we don't. That's just plain dum....
SJW: Don't tell me to stay safe, tell men not to rape!
Me: But, again women can rape and we already teach people not to rap...
SJW: Racism is bad!
Me: I completely agree! Though, I'd say irrational hatred of any type is bad, but racism is definite...
SJW: All white people should die!
Me: Isn't that racism...
SJW: White people have no culture!
Me: What!? Come on, of course we have culture! We have tons of culture! Russian culture, Spanish culture, Italian culture, French cul....
SJW: Multi-culturalism!
Me: Completely agree, other cultures ar...
SJW: Cultural appropriation!
Me: But, doesn't that contradict what you said?
SJW: Sexism is bad.
Me: Yeah, though like I said last time, irrationally hatred of any type is not goo...
SJW: Men are all horrible, disgusting people!
Me: What!? That's is sexism! Like, for real what you just said is dictionary definition...
SJW: #killallmen Misandry for life
Me: But... you just said sexis....
SJW: Male tears, men can't get raped!
Me: What the fuck!? That is ridiculously wrong and just plain...
SJW: Homophobia is bad!
Me: I completely agree.
SJW: Heterosexuality is a social construct!
Me: Oh, lovely. Of course it is...
SJW: Gay men are misogynistic!
Me: What the flying fuck? You just said homphobia is bad and then said something intensely homophobic!
SJW: Political lesbianism is perfectly acceptable!
Me: But, doesn't that just reinforce the idea that homosexuality isn't real? It also reinforced the idea that sexuality is a choi...
SJW: Transphobia is horrible.
Me: Just waiting to see how you fuck this up.
SJW: Please use my made up preferred pronouns or you're oppressing me!
Me: What? You can't just make up stupid words and claim they're what define you. I mean, most people really truly feel like they are the opposite sex and try their hardest to become that! It's clear you're just making this trash up to feel like a special snowflake!
SJW: Die cis scum!
Me: What the fuck?
SJW: Fat acceptance!
Me: I guess in some se....
SJW: Skinny bitches should kill themselves!
Me: Oh, come on!
SJW: If you don't date a fat person, you're evil!
Me: No, preferences are not a bad thing, you know.
SJW: Just because a person is mentally ill doesn't mean they're evil!
Me: Yeah, but you're gonna fuck this up....
SJW: I have self diagnosed myself with everything!
Me: You do realize that only adds to the problem, right? Most people think mental illness is a joke or fad and you clearly are treating it like one too! You can't just self diagnose because, like your transsexual thing, you're treating it like a fashion accessory and use it as a way to make yourself more special! As a guy who's been mentally ill, I feel pretty piss...
SJW: Ableism is bad.
Me: Oh god, how're you gonna fuck this up?
SJW: You can't say stupid, idiot, moron, cretin, retarded, psychopath, crip..
Me: You know what, shut up! Shut the fuck up, you fucking moron! You start out with some good point like sexism, racism, rape, homophobia, or transphobia are bad and then twist it around into some fucking nonsense! Yeah, all these things are bad, but you're part of the problem! You take these serious issues and degrade them into complete nonsense or contradict yourself! Yes, sexism, racism, homophobia, mental illness stigma and transphobia are bad, but part of the problem! You who makes up bullshit trans pronouns, you who self diagnoses with everything even though you probably have none of them, you who says sexism is bad and then shames men, you who says racism is bad and then shames whites, you who's for multiculturalism but when someone takes part in it it's cultural appropriation, you who says rape is bad then you spreads lies, misleading statistic and then has the fucking gall to say it's part of our culture!? If it was, wouldn't accusing someone of rape be a good thing or nothing to worry about, yet you do it anyways! Do you even act for a main cause, or are you just here to whine until all your problems fucking go away! Well guess what, if you're trying to accomplish something, you're not going to accomplish it by whining! Good night!
SJW: God, what a shitlord.

heyfunniest:

Philippines right now

as my eyebags get darker so does my future

heavenbydjsammy:

yungshrek:

deadbeatuncle:

swolizard:

Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious

I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here

"let me make fun of stupid girls and the stupid girl things they do also i have a beard"

fuck this misogynistic bullshit

i will fight this man where does he live i shall fight him

oh my god you guys are taking this way too seriously its not like he was calling them names he was just recreating pictures

he wasn’t insulting them it wasn’t like he wanted to harm them personally. it’s not misogynistic. he was just doing harmless fun. im a feminist, but you guys give us a bad name with being so sensitive.

sexile:

instastr8:

same

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

medievalpoc:

Over 700 Jefferson County High School students are staging walkouts and protests over proposed changes to the Advanced Placement History curriculum. According to Colorado Public Radio:

Last week, a school board member proposed that advanced placement history classes be required to promote free enterprise and patriotism and be required to avoid classroom materials that encourage social strife or civil disobedience. Two high schools in Jefferson County closed Friday after dozens of teachers called in sick in protest.

According the online petition to be delivered to the School District:

Jeffco Public School Board has just proposed a change of curriculum stating that, “Materials should not encourage or condone civil disorder, social strife or disregard of the law. Instructional materials should present positive aspects of the United States and its heritage.”

This means that important parts of our history such as the Civil Rights Movement, Native American genocide, and slavery will not be taught in public schools. If these important lessons are not taught, children will not learn from them, and what will stop them from happening again? This is a severe form of censorship intended to keep the youth ignorant and easy to manipulate. I’m hoping to get enough signatures to prove that this is a public issue, so, please, if this is important to you, please sign. Do not let our youth grow up in ignorance; we all deserve the truth!

You can sign the petition here.

You can read more articles at The Denver Post, CBS Denver (with video), and Colorado Public Radio.

Thanks to theseacaptainsdaughter for dropping a link in my inbox.

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism



Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).

Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.

Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism

Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

patrickandmarcus:

justshy:

mustyprince:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

how have I gone this long without seeing this video

gotta bring this back lol

legendary

captashley:

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

oh my god

captashley:

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA

According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.

Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE

They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE

THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW

some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

oh my god

iamsherlokid:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…

iamsherlokid:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…

sirbarrow:

I rarely post on here anymore, but please PLEASE PLEASE reblog and raise awareness of what’s happening in Scotland right now, less than 15 minutes away from where I live.

The Orange Order (basically a racist, homophobic, sectarian group of Neo-Nazi unionists) and other No…

lord-of-spades:

WHEN YOU GET OC IDEAS FROM SONGS

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